Sunday at the Pattiserie

On Sundays one should:

• dress like they are in Paris
• or at least smell like they are Parisian
• or maybe eat a croissant
• this whole one bite thing is ridiculous
• so is taking only two bites
• eat the whole croissant
• it's Sunday
• pretend you are in Paris
• eat lunch at the Patisserie
• Say qui
• It's O.K. if you say non
• but don't hurt frogs
• that's bad karma
• even for the Parisian
• Play Edith Piaf
• drink coffee from a bowl
• but not like a dog
• that is not Parisian
• on Sundays one should
• pretend they are in
• Paris